Wellness watchlist

Wellness Facebook ads. Curated, not scraped.

Every winning Meta ad from live DTC brands, grouped by hook and angle. Study what converts, then save the keepers to your swipe file.

Feature breakdown504 ads

Opens with what the product does and how it works. Mechanism first, brand second.

Learn the benefits of female-focused beef organs →
Primal Queen
Whole-body detox made easy.*
Qualia Life
The 30-Second Brushing Hack 🦷
Autobrush
Renew Skin From Within
MaryRuth Organics
Unlock up to 67% OFF Carpe with 4 FREE GIFTS128d live
Carpe
Meet Your Potential
Thesis
The 2-in-1 Detox for Clear Skin103d live
Hum Nutrition
Find Your Favorite
Cymbiotika

Ever tried / noticed62 ads

“Ever tried…? Ever noticed…?” A curiosity question the reader answers by reading on.

Shop Oura Ring 4
Oura
It’s officially Strawberry szn at @Target! 🍓

Find everything you need to blend up your perfect summer shake with the link in our bio.
Ka'Chava
Are You Fibermaxxing?
Hum Nutrition
Find Your Favorite32d live
Cymbiotika
Get THREE for the price of TWO321d live
MaryRuth Organics
How Men Smell Better Naked 🔥
Dr Squatch
One Habit. 3 Minutes. Radiant Skin.
Solawave
Fresh Breath. Zero Plastic.
Bite
NEW Second Skin Sheets89d live
Bearaby
The kiosk that made two strangers stop scrolling — up to 56% off33d live
Carpe

Personal story314 ads

A first-person narrative beat, a moment or a confession. Story before product.

Fiber-Rich Support for GLP-158d live
Gruns
Fuel the Grind on GLP-190d live
Gruns
Life Has No Practice Runs. Be Here For It.
Qualia Life
Trusted by 1M+ — Take 61% OFF
Gruns
🤯 3 FREE GIFTS + 59% OFF 🤯
Dr Squatch
Methylated Nutrients, Better Absorption72d live
Gruns
Learn the benefits of female-focused beef organs →
Primal Queen
They fixed the BMX mistake. Your order's on its way, Ashley.42d live
Carpe
The Story Behind Cacao Bliss 🤍60d live
Earth Echo Foods
Fiber-Rich Support for GLP-140d live
Gruns

In 30 seconds7 ads

A quick-promise opener. The payoff is framed as seconds away.

Recover intentionally with Oura
Oura
Discover The Highest Quality Creatine
Neutonic
"Wakey, wakey, shakey, shakey" is our new vocal stim.61d live
Athletic Greens
Time to check in
Headspace
Check your pH at home
Vivoo
Transform Your Life Now ⭐️86d live
Aura Health
Weighted Blankets for Better Sleep
Bearaby

Social proof (hook)134 ads

Numbers up front, like user counts and reviews. Borrowed trust as the opener.

10,000+ Five-Star Reviews. Two Capsules. One Reset.
Thesis
Find Your Favorite
Cymbiotika
Loved by 1.2M+ Users
Hume Health
Consistency Looks Good on Hugh116d live
Athletic Greens
Sweaty Girls Swear By This53d live
Megababe
9 out of 10 users felt fresh and confident all day71d live
Carpe

You should never30 ads

Prohibition framing. Tells the reader to stop doing something they did this morning.

Start Now For $4.9936d live
Dollar Shave Club
Better Fuel, Better Results58d live
Bulk Nutrients
Don't sweat it - Carpe's got you covered! 🚫💦137d live
Carpe
How Men Smell Better Naked 🔥
Dr Squatch
Simple Beats Synthetic44d live
Naked Nutrition
Don't Mask It. Mando It.
Mando
100% Money-Back Guarantee142d live
Carpe
Replace 4 Supplements With 1 Daily Packet
Asystem
Meet Oura Ring 530d live
Oura
5-Star Results. 3-Minute Sessions.
Solawave
Meet MB-1 Max
Arrae
Relief without cords, water, or plastic.63d live
Bearaby

The secret47 ads

A reveal tease. The copy withholds just enough to earn the next line.

🧴🍻 FREE FAKE DEODORANT FLASK
Dr Squatch
​​Clinically backed longevity formulations, developed in Switzerland with leading researchers.
Avea Life
🌙 The secret to deep sleep35d live
Plant People
The Secret to Faster Gains
Bulk Nutrients
The cheaper place to buy Carpe isn't Amazon68d live
Carpe
Learn the benefits of female-focused beef organs →57d live
Primal Queen
Clean Calories for Real Gains33d live
Naked Nutrition
Make AG1 Your Daily Routine47d live
Athletic Greens
The Secret to Living Longer | 40% OFF139d live
Hume Health
The “Viral” Vitamin for Hair Growth
MaryRuth Organics

Sale / discount476 ads

Opens on the offer itself. Discount-led and urgency-heavy.

Don't Pay Full Price. You Literally Don't Have To. (61% off inside)
Gruns
🧴🍻 FREE FAKE DEODORANT FLASK
Dr Squatch
9 Senolytics. 2 Days a Month. 1 Incredible Deal
Qualia Life
Save 20% With Monthly Subscriptions**34d live
Athletic Greens
Free Morning Person Hat**
Athletic Greens
The Sold-Out Set is Back
Dollar Shave Club

Now available929 ads

A launch announcement. Newness itself is the hook.

Meet World's Most Powerful Wearable68d live
Hume Health
Are You Fibermaxxing?
Hum Nutrition
Welcome to the Next Gen of Wellness
Athletic Greens
Bloat Relief, Now In Bulk
Hum Nutrition
Being Hot is Miserable. We Fixed It.
Megababe
Okay... This Might Be Our Best Offer Yet.42d live
Carpe
​Introducing New Berberine & Milk Thistle Capsules
Gaia Herbs
🧴🍻 FREE FAKE DEODORANT FLASK
Dr Squatch
More Layers. More To Sink Into.
Bearaby
Meet Lemme Grow
Lemme

Tired of…289 ads

Names the pain as a question (“Tired of X?”) and lets the reader self-select.

Admissions are now open at the Foundation for Odor eXcellence.

Tag someone who needs to further their studies in Freshness 101. ❤️

@meganfox
Dr Squatch
Qualia Mind || Buy 1, Get 1 Free
Qualia Life
This is what changed for me
WelleCo
Feel Full Sooner—Naturally
Primal Queen
Fiber-Rich Support for GLP-147d live
Gruns
Solve Gut Health At The Root Cause
ARMRA
Don't sweat it - Carpe's got you covered! 🚫💦73d live
Carpe
Learn the benefits of female-focused beef organs →
Primal Queen
Meet Lemme Debloat Gummies32d live
Lemme

X tips22 ads

A numbered teaching promise. The ad reads like content.

🎁 3 FREE gifts from Dr. Squatch? Don’t mind if we do
Dr Squatch
The Complete Metabolism Method54d live
Hum Nutrition
10 things I do every morning
WelleCo
🎁 3 FREE gifts from Dr. Squatch? Don’t mind if we do
Dr Squatch

World's best93 ads

The easiest detox protocol out there*
Qualia Life
Qualia Mind 2.0 || Buy 1, Get 1 Free
Qualia Life
Meet the World’s First Colostrum Soda.
ARMRA
Protein, with Nothing to Hide.52d live
Naked Nutrition
Meet World's Most Powerful Wearable
Hume Health
👃 Try 17 manly scents 👉55d live
Dr Squatch
Try the Internet’s Favorite Weighted Blanket37d live
Bearaby
Get THREE for the price of TWO117d live
MaryRuth Organics

You're doing it wrong21 ads

Whole-body detox. Not just liver support.*
Qualia Life
Don't sweat it - Carpe's got you covered! 🚫💦137d live
Carpe
Learn the benefits of female-focused beef organs →
Primal Queen
UP TO 67% OFF WITH 4 FREE GIFTS - Get Smarter Sweat Protection with 100hrs of Clinically Tested Sweat & Odor Control84d live
Carpe
Unlock up to 61% OFF with FREE gifts31d live
Gruns
What Years Of Drinking Cost.
IM8 Health
Using Caffeine For Energy? Wrong Strategy.
ARMRA
100% Money-Back Guarantee142d live
Carpe

We need to talk8 ads

Welcome to The F.O.X. 🏫
Head professor: Megan Fox.

Get your sticks ready. Early enrollment is now open!
If you didn’t catch my number, head to the link in bio.

@meganfox @drsquatch
Dr Squatch
They Have 132 LEDs. We Have 320.
Solawave
Your Favorite Daily Habit
Gruns
The “Viral” Vitamin for Hair Growth
MaryRuth Organics
Chew your way to sharper focus.
Neuro
Stubble's Worst Nightmare97d live
Dollar Shave Club
Wellness You’ll Actually Want
Gruns